the war on yeast - dangers of bread

	`War On YEAST` The dangers of bread by GARY BUSH Just say Dough - the facts on Bread 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations. 4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. 5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month! 6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis. 7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days. 8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jam, peanut butter, and even hummous. 9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person. 10. Newborn babies can choke on bread. 11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. 12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. (BREADWATCH NEWS) Police are voicing concern as bread recipes are reported as being freely available on the internet. "Hardcore bread recipes can be freely downloaded by children. They give detailed instructions on how to turn an innocent kitchen into a sophisticated 'bake room'. Even mothers are doing it and are giving the bread they make to their kids. It's sick but there is nothing we can do. They are taking advantage of a loophole in the law" said a police person. Meanwhile schools in California are giving parents free BreadBarrier software which automatically bars all attempts at downloading bread recipes.

War On YEAST

The dangers of bread by GARY BUSH

Just say Dough - the facts on Bread

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jam, peanut butter, and even hummous.

9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

(BREADWATCH NEWS) Police are voicing concern as bread recipes are reported as being freely available on the internet.

"Hardcore bread recipes can be freely downloaded by children. They give detailed instructions on how to turn an innocent kitchen into a sophisticated 'bake room'. Even mothers are doing it and are giving the bread they make to their kids. It's sick but there is nothing we can do. They are taking advantage of a loophole in the law" said a police person.

Meanwhile schools in California are giving parents free BreadBarrier software which automatically bars all attempts at downloading bread recipes.

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